Summer is here once again and that can mean only one thing: it’s the start of the catwalk season. As per every year, Wivenhoe’s native supermodels emerge from their hibernation in the depths of the river to show the mere mortals of the town what they should be wearing in order to remain at the cutting edge of fashion.
And thanks to the likes of Kate, Cara, Vera, Doris and Ken, early indications suggest that umbrellas, fried eggs, red spikes and big eyes are going to be on trend for us girls this season, while the boys will once again be expected to walk around in their scanties if they want to have any chance of being halfway fashionable. You can expect to see all of Wivenhoe’s major faces dressing something like this over the coming months and if you’ve got even the tiniest sense of what’s right and wrong, you’ll be doing the same. You have been warned, dahlings!