Bullingdon Club bad boys Boris Johnson and gorgeous George Osbourne were yesterday spotted enjoying a double date in the bus shelter on The Avenue in Wivenhoe.
Having already taken their lovely ladies to punt a ball around the park, the pair then retired to the bus shelter to smoke tabs and share a can of White Lightening that Boris had managed to nick from his dad’s drinks cabinet.
As our candid snap reveals, Boris had a lot more success with his date, twerking sensation Miley Cyrus (aged 37), while George failed to get anywhere near first base with Dot Cotton (age 22) – despite empty promises to lower the tax on fags if she’d let him coppa feel.
An onlooker told The Watcher: “Boris and Myley were really getting intimate. She couldn’t keep her hands out of his hair and he kept making pathetic jokes about her wrecking balls or something. It was a different story for poor old George who kept banging on about deficits and fiscal cliffs, while all his date wanted to do was smoke fags”.
Boris was least seen heading off to a club in Colchester on his bike with Myley perched precariously on the handlebars; while George sloped off home on his own and Dot headed to the launderette, fag in mouth.