Toxic singer Britney Spears was spotted at the weekend out and about in Wivenhoe with her new mystery boyfriend. The Hit Me Baby One More Time warbler was repeatedly seen canoodling in some of Wivenhoe’s hottest spots with her new squeeze, while onlookers commented on how the loved-up twosome could hardly keep their hands off of one another and their tongues out of each other’s ears.
Britney’s tumultuous love life has been tabloid fodder for a number of years, following on/off relationships with Justin Timberlake, Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards and John Craven, but it seems that she’s finally in safe hands with the ever so cuddly and super hot Eddie Large.
Britney told The Watcher: “I’ve been stalking Eddie for quite some time now around the clubs and bars of Blackpool and it really took a lot of effort on my part to catch his eye. His relationship with Supersonic Sid Little is incredible and I thought I’d never be able to get them to spend a night apart. Now I’ve got my man I’m not going to let him go.”
The pair were last seen heading into Wivenhoe woods giggling like love sick teenagers with a bag of booze, a blanket and a length of garden twine…