You’ve got to give it to Lord Harry Prince of Orange, when he has a piss up he does it well proper. While out on Saturday night celebrating his forthcoming nuptials to the gorgeous Meghan Market – heir to the Asda riches – his stag do celebrations led to an impromptu karaoke performance and Harry being Harry, it was only at the bleeding Eurovisions!
This year’s Eurovisions took place at Wivenhoe’s William Loveless Hall, following mayor, Dame Dannii Minogue’s, winning performance of When I’m Updating Windows in 2017 – and Harry’s arrival proved to be a welcome distraction from the Eurobeat dross, freaks and oddballs that made up this year’s show.
Having done a pub crawl of Wivenhoe’s finest hostelries with his chums, a tired and emotional Harry arrived to see Britain’s entry, gorgeous singer Slu-Rie, murdering the UK’s entry Storm and decided to step up onto stage to help out by providing some of his famed Windsor harmonies. The impromptu old-fashioned British knees up proved to be a huge hit with the audience and Ginger Spice’s contribution saw the UK surge into second from last place, a marked improvement over previous years.
It’s understood that UK Eurovision organisers are keen to sign Harry up to be Britain’s representative for next year’s competition.