Katie Perry, superstar singer of I Kissed a Girl, Roar and Shudup-a-ya-face was seen this morning showing off her new green locks at a meeting for Russian Doll collectors in Wivenhoe station car park.
Katie’s stunning collection consists of figures of varying sizes made up to look like super hunk Ed Milliband. Katie told The Watcher: “I’ve always had a huge crush on Ed ever since we first met backstage at Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. Some like him for his fast wit, natural charm with the ladies or animal magnetism, but for me it’s all about the body. Ed’s just got one of the bodies that makes me want to take him home and do the wild thing for hours on end. We’ll then lie naked on my veranda, with the moonlight reflecting off our sweaty naked bodies, before I get him to tell me about how he intends to shake up the benefits system… and then I’m all ready to go again.”
Unfortunately, gorgeous Ed (aged 23) was unavailable for comment, but it’s unlikely that Katie will ever get to kiss her guy as he’s already gone public about his desire to get Dirrty with Christina Aguilera.