Now that Pieminister Theresa Maypole has managed to get the backing of the British people that she always desired, she has revealed that the first part of her Brexit mandate will be to send home those insufferable foreign meerkats.
In a briefing with the press this morning at Number 10, Pieminister Maypole announced: “For too long the people of Britain have stood silently by as these intolerable foreign meerkats have taken jobs in the insurance comparison market away from hard working British people, well no more. Coming over here, annoying the shit out everyone – you can’t tell me a British person couldn’t do that job better. The first thing that me and my new friends in the DUP will be telling Europe next week is that they can have their horrible little rat things back. It’s as simples as that.”
It is hoped that deportation/extermination will start in the next few weeks, meanwhile The Watcher can exclusively reveal that Jeremy Corbyn harbours a plan to send the Go Compare bloke with the long moustache off to a gulag in Clithero (or is it just Clithero, I’m not that sure there’s a difference) and will make it a key part of his manifesto in the event that a second general election is called.