Now that Glorious Leader Theresa May is set to stand down having successfully navigated her way through Storm Brexit, her successor Prints Charles Lord of Whales is eagerly standing by in the wings waiting for his chance to rule over our green and pleasant land. And on a recent fact finding mission in Wivenhoe, he was tickled pink by his discovery of poo bins.
Having just enjoyed afternoon tea with Wivenhoe Mayor Dame Dannii Minogue (via Skype from her Barbados holiday home), Bonny Prints Charlie went on a tour of Wivenhoe’s hotspots and was thrilled to discover the town’s poo bins. He told the accompanying press pack: “It’s fascinating to one to discover exactly what public toilets are like and I’m delighted that you commoners have moved on from simply squatting down on the ground to relieve yourselves like last time I left the palace and came to visit you all. Maybe dragging the UK kicking and screaming into the 20th Century isn’t going to be as hard as one first imagined.”