Following the tragic untimely death of comedian, film star and all round nice guy Robin Williams, the people of Wivenhoe felt it was only fitting that they pay tribute to the star of Good Morning, Vietnam, Good Will Hunting and The Fisher King in their own special way. However, in a ridiculous twist of events, Wivenhoe Town council managed to completely cock up the memorial by mixing up the beloved funny man with moronic tattooed chump Robbie Williams.
An embarrassed Dame Dannii Minogue told The Watcher: “Robin Williams was a great man, that made us laugh and cry in equal amounts and whether he was performing standup or acting his hairy little legs off, he was one of the best. How he can be confused with a twat that can neither sing nor dance is beyond me. The person responsible is going to be forced to sit through Take That’s Greatest Hits as punishment.”
The special plaque cost £300,000 to produce and has in a single swipe used up all of the council’s budget for the next 4 years.