As any sane individual will admit, Donald J Trump is probably the best president there’s ever been since time began. He’s like totally the winningest leader ever and will probably go down in the history books as being better than both Maggie Thatch and Joseph Stalin.
Not only is he a highly intelligent, charismatic and good looking individual with unfeasibly bigly hands – almost certainly making him incredibly well endowed – but he is also the undisputed world champion of Twitters.
His vocabulary is yuger than any other human brain box ever to read a book that isn’t a story about robots or spies and he’s popular with the ladies, thanks to his natural charm and movie star good looks.
In just one short week he has gone out of his way to undo all of the bad work that ex-ISIS leader Barack O’Bama did to Merica and the world is now a far safer place thanks to his sensitivity and concern for his fellow man.
All of which makes the recent fuss over his handling of shit hip-hop band Fugees difficult to understand. Up to now the people of Merica have been fully behind the new President – just last week women around the world took to the streets to show both their support for him and their unbridled lust for his manly manliness.
And yet for some reason, Lord Donald of Trumpington appears to have shown a rare moment of misjudgement by expressing his dislike of the nineties hip hop outfit behind hits such as Ready Or Not and Killing Me Softly – and this from a man that’s supposed to be mates with Kanye!
While I don’t really understand what all the fuss is about, there seems to be quite a few people upset about it and I feel that in order to keep abreast with popular opinion I should say something.
Personally I think he should be concentrating on Black Eyed Peas, they’re much worse and that Will-I-Is is a proper tit, but that’s just me. So Lord Donald I implore you, leave the Fugees alone and concentrate on something more deserving of your use of the best words and that brilliant brain of yours. How about building that wall around Texaco that I’ve heard so much about? Thanks WWx