You’ve got to (little) hand (s) it to Donald Trump, he might be busy saving the entire world from impending doom with his searing intellect, profound selflessness and unerring modesty, but he still has time to help the little man out. Or should that be young, attractive womans…
While on a diplomatic visit to Wivenhoe with his old mucker, Mayor Dame Dannii Minogue, Lord Trump took time out of his busy schedule to help Wivenhoe Co-op’s interview process for the role of head baker.
In a move that’s reminiscent of his time on The Apprentice, the self-proclaimed “Bestest Baker the world has ever seen” selflessly took over the interview process, even taking time out to show the candidates his own unique kneading technique.
Co-op manager Alan Manager told The Watcher: “He’s such a kind and intelligent man. He took one look at the candidates and immediately dismissed anyone that was male or older than his great granddaughter and then insisted on interviewing all of the candidates at the same time out the back in the staff jacuzzi. That sort of business acumen just can’t be taught…”
Interviews done, the President then got some bits for his tea before heading back to the Whitehouse, noting that those puddings in the Fancy Range freezer were too expensive even for his incredible wealth.